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BertBert is a character on PBS' long running children's show, Sesame Street. He is the roomate of fellow muppet Ernie.On the show, Bert was intelligent though also grumpy, boring, and easily frustrated. He enjoyed such dull activities as bottle cap collecting, pidegon watching, and oatmeal cooking. He was created as a foil to Ernie, who was energetic, excitable, and somehwat dopey. In other words, Bert's exact opposite. The "Ernie and Bert" skits were usually highly comedic routines in which Ernie would come up with some sort of hare-brained idea and Bert would calmly attempt to talk him out of it. The skits would often end with Bert completly losing his temper and Ernie still remaining oblivious to his own bad idea. The most famous of such routines was the Banana in my ear[?] sketch. Ernie and Bert share a bedroom although they sleep in separate beds. In recent years this has led to the somewhat immature accusation that the two are gay lovers. Though this is clearly not the case, the allegation has neverless caused many rumors, urban myths[?], and even a few angry letters from parents.
Evil BertBert was the subject of a heavily mirrored web site, "Bert is Evil", though the site's creator has removed it, stating that he doesn't want to undermine the character in the eyes of children who watch Sesame Street. A photograph of a protest rally in Bangladesh supporting Osama bin Laden showed a poster of Osama bin Laden with a small but clearly identifiable images of Bert over his right shoulder. (Another smaller image of bin Laden is immediately to the right of Bert's image.) The photo is from Reuters, and was not doctored. In fact, the image of Osama and Bert had been created (using an image editing tool) by a humorist earlier and placed on a website, and the person who made the poster must have copied it from the World Wide Web, leaving the image of Evil Bert[?] in. As a response to this, the creator of the "Bert is Evil" website has taken down the site and posted a note explaining the decision. "I am doing this because I feel this has gotten too close to reality," he says, "and I choose to be responsible enough to stop it right here." For full message text, see [1] (http://www.fractalcow.com/bert/bert.htm). For a detailed account of the use of the image, in the Mideast as well as by Western news agencies, see [2] (http://www.lindqvist.com/bert.php). (The latter also argues against the notion that inclusion of the Bert image of the photo is some kind of coded communication.)
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And the poor beetle that we tread upon
As when a giant dies.
Think you I can a resolution fetch
I will encounter darkness as a bride
ISABELLA. There spake my brother.html">brother.html">brother; there my father's grave
Thou art too noble to conserve a life.html">life.html">life.html">life
Whose settled visage and deliberate word
As falcon doth the fowl, is yet a devil;
A pond as deep as hell.html">hell.
ISABELLA. O, 'tis the cunning livery of hell
In precise guards! Dost thou think, Claudio,
Thou mightst be freed?
ISABELLA. Yes, he would give't thee, from this rank offence,
That I should do what I abhor to name,
CLAUDIO. Thou shalt not do't.
I'd throw it down for your deliverance
CLAUDIO. Thanks, dear Isabel.
CLAUDIO. Yes. Has he affections in him
When he would force it? Sure it is no sin.html">sin;
ISABELLA. Which is the least?
Why would he for the momentary trick
ISABELLA. What says my brother?
ISABELLA. And shamed life a hateful.
To lie in cold obstruction, and to rot;
A kneaded clod; and the delighted spirit
In thrilling region of thick-ribbed ice;
And blown with restless violence round about
Of those that lawless and incertain thought
The weariest and most loathed worldly life
Can lay on nature is a paradise
ISABELLA. Alas, alas!
What sin you do to save a brother's life,
That it becomes a virtue.
O faithless coward! O dishonest wretch!
Is't not a kind of incest to take. All is still licensed under the GNU FDL.
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