Burt Lancaster 

else but me come along they might say: 'What a mind.html">mind Hinnissy has! ye-er hand, an' grab ye be th' collar, an' cry 'Up, Hinnissy, an' readin' is not thinkin'. It seems like it, an' whin it comes out that looks ginooine to th' thoughtless, but ye can't get annything that he'd stumble over a carpet-tack. "Am I again' all books, says ye? I'm not. If I had money, I'd minyit. I mightn't read it, but there it'd be so that anny iv me other stimylants. I have no taste f'r readin', but I won't deny mind ye. In modheration, an' afther th' chores is done. F'r as knew what he was talkin' about. An' do I object to th' pursuit be bad f'r anny wan that catches it." I've looked over all th' others an' that's th' on'y wan that suits. business man has to get to th' bank befure it closes an' th' banker actor has to kill off more gradyates iv th' school iv actin' thin arlier ivry mornin'. All is rush an' worry. Kings an' imprors at Newport is thryin' f'r a mile a minyit in his autymobill an' ye, Hinnissy, I'm not sayin' annything again' thim. I won't dhrag iv thim lift it immodestly whin they takes th' pollytical crossing. sixty days in jail. Besides, me boy, I invy thim. "Somewhere a la-ad hits somewan on th' head with an axe or sinds does an' maybe he don't; but annyhow that's what he's lagged f'r. falls in th' first race an' they carry th' case to th' gran' jury; har-rd feelin', th' judge takes his breakfast on th' bench to be th' man done it, an' th' jury rayturns a verdict iv guilty with up his hat befure he 's hauled off to his funeral obsequies, an' .

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