Cocksucking Cowboy
A "Cocksucking Cowboy" is a layered shooter[?] - made from two parts Butterscotch Schnapps with one part of Bailey's Irish Cream. The Baileys is floated on top of the schnapps served in a shot glass (a small glass of about 30-50 ml capacity). The schnapps should come from the freezer.Like all shooters, it is intended for consumption in one mouthful, with the explicit intention of being inebriated within a short time. As well as harmful to the health, they can be highly harmful to the wallet, as bars typically charge exorbitant prices for them.
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