Liability
Liable (from liability) is a legal term used to describe situations in which a person is liable, for, say, damage to property and is therefore responsible to pay compensation for any damage incurred, liability may be civil or criminal.Liable is often used in a business sense, i.e. limited liability: only having to pay for what you invested if a business goes bankrupt for explanation of this sense see business entity.
the last.
What is book-keeping?--Forgetting to return borrowed volumes.
Why is scooping out a turnip a noisy process?--Because it makes it
defective.
What ships hardly ever sail out of sight?--Hardships.
is between two "c's" (seas).
What motive led to the invention of railroads?--The locomotive.
Why are deaf people like Dutch cheeses?--Because you can't make them
to.
Who was the first whistler?--The wind.
which is (sandwiches) there.
Why is sympathy like blindman's buff?--Because it is a fellow feeling
he express his situation?--In-de-fat-i-gabble. (Indefatigable.)
Why is a diner on board a steam-boat like Easter Day?--Because it is a
over.
Why is a pig in a parlor like a house on fire?--Because the sooner it
war, the other goes to pieces.
Why is it dangerous to sleep in a train?--Because every train runs
from one spot to another.
Why did Eve never fear the measles?--Because she'd Adam.
When is a tall man.html">man a little short?--When he hasn't got quite enough
because their locks are few.
Why is a watch the most difficult thing.html">thing to steal?--Because it must be
(n)uninhabited place.
Why does a person who is not good-looking make a better carpenter than
soled before they are made.
How can a gardener become thrifty?--By making the most of his thyme,
kangaroo went in with hops, and the bear was always bruin.
"What was the biggest thing you saw at the World's Fair?" asked a wife
answers?--The street-door.
If a man bumped his head against the top of a room, what article of
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